Kamis, 25 Februari 2010


jadi, ceritanya, hampir kayak cerita zombie lain. Amerika, sedang dilanda virus zombie. Sapa yang kena gigit, ntar jadi zombie. Hampir semua penduduk telah terjangkit dan menjadi zombie. Disini pemeran utamanya,Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) , membuat aturan- aturan sendiri untuk tetap bertahan hidup dan menuju ke Columbus,Ohio buat melihat apa ortunya masih hidup atau udah jadi zombie.
trus di perjalanannya, ia bertemu Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson),koboi yang melankolis, yang pengen nemuin Twinkies. Dan akhirnya, mereka hijrah bareng-bareng.
tiba-tiba, waktu mereka mampir di super market. mereka ketemu ,Wichita (Emma Stone) dan adiknya Little Rock (Abigail Breslin).
Disini, mereka membuat tambah serunya perjalanan yang menegangkan sekaligus lucu!

Zombieland , gak kayak cerita horor lain. film ini menegangkan tapi juga lucu banget.Bener2 horor, tapi juga bener2 komedi.
Pokoknya bagus. Five stars for Zombieland!

Ini adalah atuan-aturan yang dibuat Columbus.
Check these out!
from: http://www.horror-movies.ca
The 32 Rules of Zombieland
Posted By : Meh, Sunday Oct,04
Filed Under : Editorial, Zombie, ,

Zombieland has 32 rules and for the most part alot of them go unspoken and some I simply cant remember. So I thought what better job then fill in all the missing rules to give everyone a good and proper education on how to survive a zombie outbreak. So with only about 6 of the Zombieland Rules actually shared in the film here is my 32 Rules of Surviving Zombieland.. give or take.

The actual zombieland rules are in ITALIC. My filler rules are not. As we get more of the official rules we missed this list will be updated so please leave comments and we will fill in all the missing numbers!

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can.

Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: Its not about pretty its about efficiency. Alot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!

Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicle that seats a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighbourhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!

Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb. Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie whens the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall? Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had spiderman zombies. Zombies can climb so find high ground if you do need to stop.

Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and be ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.

Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder then your humvee welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.

Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!

Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!

Selasa, 23 Februari 2010

Hujan Tangis dan Tawa X-8

gak berhenti ketawa aku nglihat mereka nangis, lucu e..

jadi, awalnya seperti biasa, aku suka nggarai Umanah dengan gaya khas X-8.
"Wes-wes, Umanah tok-Umanah tok! Bingung kan mau gambar apa. gak bisa gambar aku bukuku di bawa Umanah. HEEHEEE, gak-gak Um, bercanda!!"
hahah aku gak bisa menahan tawa.
"Ya Allah, De. Sorry." (belum nangis)
"iya-ya UM, HAhahah ojok nangis ta."

Ary: "ojok tah Umanah kemarin nangis lho."
aku: " iya ta yung? knapa?"
Ary: "habis dipsuhi iyus.."
aku: "Um-um, dipisuhi ius ae nangis."

trus anak2 pada ikutan,
"wes-wes umanah tok umanah tok"

tiba-tiba Adel dengan sensinya (bercanda maksudnya) juga ikutan,
"iya umanah iki.."

Umanah: "haduh del Made ae biasa ae.."
Adel: "lho, tapi lho kamu daridulu emang gitu, kan kasian made gak bisa gambar"
Umanah: "ya Allah, Aku beneran mau nangis iki." hahahah...

"ndo um, kenapa?" (sudah nangis ternyata)
"ndo Um, ojok nangis ta, bercanda tok. wes gpp. ojok nangis ta um. mbak adel, umanah nangis."

""kenapa um? hayoo mbk adel, mbok apakno umanah?"

anak2 tiba2 heboh.
"Nangis maneh?HAHAHAHAH.....Lapo'o?"
"hayo kon del, nangis lho umanah" (heheh anak2 muai nggarai adel)

"ndo del, jangan nangis ta?"

ndo, adel nangis? ojok nangis ta del, mek bercanda tok"
"Nangis pisan? Hahahahhahaha."

Bu Ratri pun datang..
"Ada yang nangis bu!!"
Bu Rartri: "kenapa nangis?"
"gak tahu bu, cuma guyonan habis gitu nangis. Hhahahaha, wes-wes kyk arek cilik."
Bu Rartri:"wes-wes, mbalik ke tmpt duduknya. yang nangis ay minta maaf."

trus Bu ratri pada menyatukan mreka berdua biar bisa maaf2an.
tambah rame ae anak-anak!
"De, minngiro, biar adel duduk di sebelahnya umanah. ben Tempur." hehehh

wku pelajaran nggambar berlangsung..
aku: "hihihiiii..."
ary:"mad-mad, ngguyu ae ket mau."
aku:"arek-arek lucue, heheh. wes del, gakpopo. ojok nangis maneh ta?"


Rabu, 17 Februari 2010


OSIS SMA Negeri 16 Surabaya mengadakan LOMBA DESAIN BATIK MODERN (KREATIFITAS) untuk siswa-siswi SMA dan SMP, yang diselenggarakan pada:

hari: Minggu
tanggal : 21 Pebruari 2010
tempat : Royal Plaza Surabaya, Jl Ahmad Yani
Pukul : 13.00-15.00

1. Dibuka hingga pelaksanaan lomba tgl 21 Pebruari di Royal Plaza
2. Membawa fotocopy Kartu Pelajar dan biaya pendaftaran : Rp 10.00,00/anak (sudah termasuk snack dan sertifikat)
3. Daftar ulang di Royal Plaza tgl 21 Pebruari 2010 membawa bukti pembayaran

1. waktu pelaksanaan 3 jam, mulai pkul 13.00-16.00
2. Media : Kertas Gambar A3 (dari panitia)
Media gambar : 20cm x 30cm (bergaris tepi)
Perlengkapan menggambar : Bebas (peserta membawa sendiri)
3. motif batik yang di desain merupakan kreatiftas peserta, belum pernah dipublikasikan.
4. tidak diperbolehkan membawa contoh gambar apapun, sanksi: gambar diambil.

Juara 1 : Rp 1.000.000,00 , Trophy, dan Sertifikat
Juara 2 : Rp 750.000,00 , Trophy, dan Sertifikat
Juara 3 : Rp 500.000,00 , Trophy, dan Sertifikat
Juara Harapan: Rp 250.000,00 , Trophy, dan Sertifikat

Contact Person:
Made : 085733219493

Selasa, 02 Februari 2010

My First Poem


sebenernya se, ini bukan puisi pertamaku.

aku masih inget bener kalo puisi pertama yang aku bikin itu tentang Bunga Melati.

dengan sajak a a a a. khas anak SD banget tuh, tentang bunga-bungaan

(tapi aku lupa apa isinya. ntar aku coba cari lagi deh, mungkin aja ada di binderku yang dulu-dulu), tapi seiring bertambah usia, temanya mulai berubah,

dari yang bunga-bungaan, pemandangan gak jelas, berubah jadi nuansa hati ,

aku masih inget puisiku yang tentang kesendirian. aku nulisnya waktu aku pidah ke rumah embahku di simolawang, dan akhirnya balik ke rumah karena gak betah. "North West, home is the Best!"

sebenernya dulu aku aku lumayan suka puisi (waktu masih SD). tapi seiring waktu, paling-paling baca/bikin puisi kalau ada tugas.

dan yang terakhir aku bikin, tugas puisi pertamaku di SMA. hehehe..

aku gak bisa bikin puisi se (maaf saya bukan pujangga), tapi daripada mubadir, yang ketawa cuma aku, P. Ridwan (guru bind), anak-anak di kelas, aku posting aja. hohoho...


Sebuah Nama

Aku memulainya dengan 'L'
kemudian terhenti di akhir huruf 'O'
dan tahulah apa yang kugores..
apakah itu namanya?

Itu terjadi serentak
saat pikiranu menerawang ke setiap sudut
paa selembar HVS
yang kupungut di bawah kursi
dan sadarlah kau siapa dia?


yaks, menjijikkan bukan? hahaha (saya sudah bilang saya bukan pujangga)

bingung?  sama.

hayo?? ada yang tahu NAMA yang aku maksud?

sebenarnya aku bingung mau nulis inisial namanya siapa.
ortu? ibu? pasaran. (i'm sorry mami!!)
best friend?not only one friends who are special in my life.
tak adil jika aku memilih salah satunya.
boyfriend? Alhamdulillah jomblo.
someone yang singgah di hati? aku kebiasaan cuma nge-fans2 banyak orang..

but finally, i found A NAME
jadi berhubung sudah bingung pake nama apa, toh ini cuma buat tugas,
jadi aku pinjem namanya
(jayus memang)
tapi, emang itu yang kepikiran. (kenapa gak kepikir Edward Cullen ya?)
ya kan waktu itu lagi boeming-boemingnya BBF. aku lagi suka-sukanya ma Gu Jun Pyo.
charming, setia, rich, cute, almost perfect..

So,sempurnalah puisiku untuk sesosok Lee Minho.
semoga Lee MinHo baca postingku ini (atau sapalah, managernya ta. ???)
kali aja bisa masuk majalah..
"Q = kado dari fans yang paling berkesan apa?
Minho = hmm.. puisi dari penggemar di Indonesia yang aku/manager temukan di blog.
disitu ada inisial nama saya. saya suka sekali ketika ada yang menerjemahkannya kepada saya dan tahu itu untuk saya. terimah kasih untuk Made Dyah Ayu S."

hahahahhahahahha... terkenalah secara tiba-tiba blog saya..
kalo kata Demian:
bayangkan saja Minho menyebutkan namaku, pasti pletot-pletot.

Nek karepe peyan ngunu. Yo mek isok tak rewangi Tak rewangi move on tekan aku